Signs You've Been Playing a Mage to Long

[Lyre]

I made a similar post in the paladin forum, and now I'm infecting the hero forums...Mwhahahaha...
If you want to post your top 10 reasons go on ahead XD




10. You begin to have a fear of touching sheep.
9. You sell your car because you have faster ways of getting around.
8. You believe as long as you have your pety Canary, you can float from the top of buildings.
7. You begin drawing the symbol of an eye on people you believe are ignorant in hopes they will become smarter.
6. You use a flame thrower where a normal lighter would do.
5. You believe your bath water is watching you.
4. You scream at emo people and goths for taking your spot in society.
3. You become the water boy for a local sports team.
2. You begin to have a sheep fetish.
1. When offered an energy bar you ridicule the person and promtly drink a bottle of windex.

There you go. :P

[Aurorawind]

Okay, I'll bite for the hunters one


Signs you've been playing a Hunter too long...
You look at your real life pets and wonder how can more then one be out at a time
You throw your cat at the Door to Door soliciter yelling "Kill Command!" When at the rifle range, you wonder how much +haste your clothes give you since you're firing faster than 1 shot every 2.2 seconds
An annoying office member is approaching and you grab something to throw at him, but misdirect the blame to another annoying office member
You then think "I still have 2 more shots" and start rooting around for heavier items...since all the blame goes to the other guy anyway. Your spouse is upset at you and you start shoving food into their mouth to "increase their happiness level" Environmentalists try to pass laws to ban "inhumane" hunting and trapping method, and you're upset since "that only leaves me with Freeze and Frost this season!" You keep spooking game, while hunting, since you have to get within 41 yards to even take a shot
Despite your Martial Arts master teaching you "Attacking Mace", "Deflecting Hammer", and "Calming the Storm" you insist on calling them "Raptor Strike", "Mongoose Bite", and "Wing Clip" You're in the hospital for a 5th time for trying to walk up to a wild animal and holding out your hands while chanting "You're my friend not you're my friend now you're my friend now..."