Really bad halloween story!

[Lyre]

YUS..... I just came up with my cheesiest idea yet! Lets start a halloween story! The thing is, you can only post up to three sentences then the next person picks up where you left off. Anything goes, including sweeping the whole story away to something completely different. I'll start. :)


Long ago, in a dark valley, lived a squirrel. This squirrel wasn't a normal squirrel though, not by a long shot. His heroic deeds were many, and his tree was filled with the largest of acorns.....


Now someone else take over! :P

[benseac]

Other squirrels didn't like him, however, as he regailed them with tales of whimsy and adventure. He took this in stride, though, as the only opinion that mattered was the opinion of the female squirrel he pined for. She was a lovely critter, one of the loveliest in the forest, and, much to our hero's dismay, had her heart set on winning the love of the large bovine named Lamont that called the farm of that old crazy wizard Asymptoticus the Obtuse "home".

[Nortibiry]

Other squirrels didn't like him, however, as he regailed them with tales of whimsy and adventure. He took this in stride, though, as the only opinion that mattered was the opinion of the female squirrel he pined for. She was a lovely critter, one of the loveliest in the forest, and, much to our hero's dismay, had her heart set on winning the love of the large bovine named Lamont that called the farm of that old crazy wizard Asymptoticus the Obtuse "home".[/b]

Meanwhile, The Largest Acorn lurked deep in a forgotten corner of our heroe's tree lair. Dark thoughts stirred slowly in the acorn's heart. It was trapped, unable to fulfill it's destiny, and it knew who was responsible.

[edit for capitalization]

[Assault]

http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/tandemstory.html

[Wizzer]

Then the Acorn had happy thoughts of the Holloween Crow swooping down and eatting Lamont. But just then Lamont showed up with the Acorns girl friend.

[Etrigana]

http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/tandemstory.html[/b]

rofl, that rocks.

-etri

[Rild]

Blissfully unaware, as is a squirrels want to do dont you know, of the malice growing in his home and of Lamonts new love did our hero set out to find a way to prove beyond the nuts in his tree that he was in fact king shit of the squirrels.