The best explination ever.

• Lyre · 08-09-2007, 09:10 AM

Sooooooooo..... People have always come up to me and they says "Hey Lyre" And than I says "Hey what?" And then they says "Lyre, why can't ret paladins raid? I do 1334 uberz dPS" So I says "Because of the first three retardadins.." And so they says "Hey nows!! It's retadin!! Why for you call it the retardadin!! Explain forthwith!!!!!" And so...I did. By showing the poor paladin the three first ret paladins. And so my friends, my companions, my compatriots. I give you the first three paladins. But be warned! Though we have braved challenges that would make the average kitten cry, this is not for the weak of heart. I implore you to turn back now before the madness takes you. Of course, I know you better though...and the link is just so sparkly and nice...BUT without further filibustering here are the first three ret paladins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr317Cze3nE...ted&search=

♦ Etrigana · 08-09-2007, 09:22 AM

I dont get it...why cant ret paladins do DPS? That didnt answer my question at all. Way to fail the team Lyre.

-Etri

• Lyre · 08-09-2007, 09:25 AM

Hey now! It makes perfect sense to us paladins! As soon as the pally I spoke with saw the three first retaradins he went 41/20/0 and died a little inside! I wouldn't expect a dr00d to understand.

• Rolden · 08-09-2007, 06:04 PM

That's me! I'm the drummer.
:tongue:

Molina · 08-12-2007, 10:29 AM

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That's me! I'm the drummer.
:tongue:[/b]

...

♦ Rild · 08-12-2007, 11:06 AM

Dear Lyre,

(...fuck you...)

Sincerly,
Rild

Molina · 08-12-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Dear Lyre,

(...fuck you...)

Sincerly,
Rild[/b]

Having flashbacks from your boyband days eh Rild?

Brakkan · 08-15-2007, 01:44 AM

so tempted to counter with some awesome ret paladins. Of course the first three weren't any good, they didn't have any previous knowledge to go off of. Once you've been a ret paladin long enough you know how to make it work. I miss my ret days :(

♦ Rild · 08-15-2007, 02:32 PM

The pictures dont lie dude.

Molina · 08-16-2007, 06:14 AM

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The pictures dont lie dude.

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Ahahahaha, thats fantastic. Well done, 8/10.

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08-09-2007, 09:10 AM	#1
• Lyre Expert Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 88	Sooooooooo..... People have always come up to me and they says "Hey Lyre" And than I says "Hey what?" And then they says "Lyre, why can't ret paladins raid? I do 1334 uberz dPS" So I says "Because of the first three retardadins.." And so they says "Hey nows!! It's retadin!! Why for you call it the retardadin!! Explain forthwith!!!!!" And so...I did. By showing the poor paladin the three first ret paladins. And so my friends, my companions, my compatriots. I give you the first three paladins. But be warned! Though we have braved challenges that would make the average kitten cry, this is not for the weak of heart. I implore you to turn back now before the madness takes you. Of course, I know you better though...and the link is just so sparkly and nice...BUT without further filibustering here are the first three ret paladins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr317Cze3nE...ted&search=

08-09-2007, 09:22 AM	#2
♦ Etrigana Grand Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ithaca Posts: 568	I dont get it...why cant ret paladins do DPS? That didnt answer my question at all. Way to fail the team Lyre. -Etri

08-09-2007, 09:25 AM	#3
• Lyre Expert Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 88	Hey now! It makes perfect sense to us paladins! As soon as the pally I spoke with saw the three first retaradins he went 41/20/0 and died a little inside! I wouldn't expect a dr00d to understand.

08-09-2007, 06:04 PM	#4
• Rolden Journeyman Poster Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 45	That's me! I'm the drummer. :tongue:

08-12-2007, 11:06 AM	#6
♦ Rild Artisan Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Balls deep in Etri's mom Posts: 225	Dear Lyre, (...fuck you...) Sincerly, Rild

08-15-2007, 01:44 AM	#8
Brakkan Apprentice Poster Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3	so tempted to counter with some awesome ret paladins. Of course the first three weren't any good, they didn't have any previous knowledge to go off of. Once you've been a ret paladin long enough you know how to make it work. I miss my ret days :(

08-15-2007, 02:32 PM	#9
♦ Rild Artisan Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Balls deep in Etri's mom Posts: 225	The pictures dont lie dude.

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